PEPE Down!!!!

Pepe the most sought yellow carded player is finally on the ground with a mighty blow...literally. So did it happen:

12:53 15/11/2012

Pepe visits local school at Madrid for a convention program towards AIDS in under age victims. As he was making a post on his stance for the program, the Real Midrid's star has scuppered down and has later been diagnosed to be Cardiac arrest. A common occupancy hazard among footballers around the world which left many great legends crash landing into the pitch. The most prominent among them were none other than infamous Pele and German star skipper Ballack. The team mates Casillas and Marcelo have arrived at the Madrid state hospital immediately where as other stars Ozil and Benzema will be rushing in on Friday. So far no word is heard from the fellow country mate Cristiano Ronaldo who at present is busy with the commercial shooting in Vegas. Casillas denied any rumours about the drifht between Pepe and Ronaldo on the Monday's fixture against Granada. So far nothing has been medically confirmed. Whatever this is analysts are saying Pepe would need at least a Seasons' breake from the League. The chairman Mr. Jose Mourinho has made no official statement.    

"I PEE TO MARK MY KINGDOM" - TIGER

THE MORE I PEE, THE MORE I GET


A tiger marks its territory by spraying trees and bushes (within the territory) with its "urine", and also leaves deep scratches on tree trunks!! I certainly wouldn't be very happy about wandering there alone. Oops certainly some animal traits like this should be not be copied. Or I would just say "Don't try this at home"

NUCLEAR FALLOUT

"WE'LL SHOW YOU" - TSAR BUMBA

Blast size image

Initial fireball size

Have you still been thinking that Hiroshima and Nagasaki are still the worst nuclear warheads ever detonated. Then you are left with the same info. I had an hour ago. The fact is that Tsar Bumba, Russian for "we'll show you" weighing 27000Kg is the worlds most gigantic nuclear bomb ever detonated at the Mityushika Nuclear testing site. It produce a total energy of 50 Megatons of TNT which is 14 times the amount of energy released from both Hiroshima and Nagasaki detonations combined. The impact was so huge that glass window panes of houses nearly 90Km cracked and broke. The Blast radius was 9Km and the smoke rose to a height of 10Km. The image on the right depicts the initial fireball radium comparison.

Glasses out of stock in HOGWARTS

SPECIAL EDITION GLASSES FOR Mr. POTTER
Now we all know how much Harry Potter role relies on the circular innocent looking glasses he puts on but how many of you would not get shockingly surprised if I apparently say "Out of the 8 harry potter movies Harry Potter is the only character that put on glasses".

IMMORTAL SPECIES ON EARTH

Immortality has been one of mans eternal goals in life. Though man is not even close to reaching his dream. This jellyfish specie Turritopsis nutricula seems to have achieved it by particle-cell reproduction system. In this manor the jelly fish when about to die, releases a mould or cluster of cells and the existing body becomes lifeless. Though immortality is a gift. It causes a severe curse as the jelly fish can only remain as a floating piece of power but can not perform any life-showing metabolism. 

PIRATE EYE PATCHES

PIRATE'S EYE PATCHES ARE NOT FOR STYLE OR A PHYSICS DISLOCATION

A pirate ship captain has to roll out duties both on  the board and under the deck. So in order to adapt to the sudden change in brightness in haze situations he needs to use the second eye this way. So the dark adapted eye could be used under the dark patched deck and the other could be used on the board.